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Slob Art

Date: 07-25-2006
By: murdock

I saw in the newspaper today in ASK AMY Readers Share the most hideous handmade gifts they ever received. A CHICKEN TREE 5 feet tall person placed on front porch. When friend who gave this saw it suggested he needed "A Pair" of them one on each side to attain more symmetrical balance. Person is praying she forgets this idea. Another was a BATHROOM COW a sweet mother in law who loves to crochete handicrafts made a brightly colored cows head to sit on back of toiletand stuffed with spare roll of toilet paper to maintain it's shape. FANCY FLYSWATTER A family friend made beaufiful crafts but left them scratching their heads with this one. Wound yarn around the edges of the handle of a plastic flyswatter with plastic or silk flowers weaved into the meshwork. Person was sorry to say they used it to swat flies...after removing the flowers of course-they slowed it down. MILK JUG PURSE A 12 year old for her birthday from Grandma received a purse made out of plastic milk jugs. She cut up milk jugs, punched holes in the plastic and then sewed them together with bright multicolored yarn. The shoulder strap was made from the brass chain you use to hang ceiling lamps.The girls Mother still remembers the look on her face when she opened it not to mention how she managed to show gratitude to the Grandmother for thinking of her. UGLY GIFT CLOSET A closet used to store ugly gifts that could easily be taken out when giver came to visit and whatever doodad was needed would be put back after visit. All these hideous gifts made me think of Sheps Slob Art. I'm sure like all, I've received my share of these gifts. 7
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